I think about stuff while I wash myself in the shower. My thoughts usually end with a series of implausible outcomes that emerge out of wholly plausible situations. These thoughts are born from the monotony of routine; a routine that has been practiced almost daily since my parents decided I was capable of standing on my own to bathe. [...]
I’ve made my purchasing decisions, probably having taken more time than what was planned and necessary. The sheer ease and comfort of shopping in Omaha compared to shopping in Los Angeles does not help my natural tendencies of indecision and lack of focus. I’ll find myself wandering the aisles, checking out all the new products [...]
Mr. Joe Plumber isn’t as hot as he thinks he is. Some women may go for that bald head look, but I know better. Lesson learned: Before you decide to challenge a presidential candidate about taxes, maybe you should’ve already paid what you OWE.
http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/10/16/joe-in-the-spotlight/?hp
I think that Palin and Plumber would be a nice presidential team. [...]